Good Vern. Vern They ain't never gonna find him. You can pick us up on the way back. Teddy: Sh*t, this wasn't my idea, it was Vern's idea! I brought the comb! Unfortunately, Teddy tends to get himself into danger since he lives in the moment and doesn't think about consequences. Why did Denny have to die? Chris Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! It's 1960 in the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine. , You're Teddy Duchamp. You're Teddy Duchamp. Shoot us all? Gordie: Hey, Vern, looks like your mom's been out driving again. Billy told me they was flippin' for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car. : Gordie: Well, 2.37's not bad. He is the most eccentric one of the group with a hearing aid and huge . Jerry O'connell. Teddy: I'm stayin' right here. : "How could you have possibly known? I brought the comb! You don't even have any hair! The king of the pussies wants to go back too! : : : : Why did Denny have to die? I wasn't that scared. : Gordie scales the fence and Chopper tries to jump after him. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I don't shut up. Vern: Why not? : [he and Teddy get off to the side of the tracks as the train gets just inches away from Gordie and Vern] Run. Vern: Well, if we get on TV, we wanna look good, don't we? Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy. Teddy: How far do you think it's gonna be? 20. [the boys begin walking away]. : Web. Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? 80's Men. [Chris and Teddy hand Gordie their money] 68 cents from Chris. Donelley Twin Also Alucard mocks and insults Luke more before eating him down by calling him a "Wannabe Demi-God bitch." [Gordie starts running] You! Teddy: Oh, great, you brought the comb! His death lead to an older Gordie at . Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones. Vern Tessio from Stand By Me So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me. No question about it. Junkyard opens at 3:00. I saw the other day, he was carrying 5 elephants in one hand. He was carrying five elephants in one hand! My father stormed the beach at Normandy! Teddy What's Goofy? GET UP! : , Vern Teddy Get off me! Real good. I think Chris is right, let's just go back. [Cheering and laughing] [Lardass continues and the crowd starts to cheer him on]. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Hey Chris? in 1986. Let's see how much money we got. Eyeball: Would you hold still? Chris: It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. Kid brother to Eyeball Chambers. What did you bring a comb for? Now, you're turning pussy too! Gordie Vern Tessio is the quaternary character of the 1986 drama Stand by Me. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burnt it off. [Getting angry] Gordie Teddy, it's 100 feet. Kids barfed on their parents. View the profiles of people named Vern Tessio. There's no doubt about it. - Teddy: This is my age! How did the boys describe seeing a dead body for the first time. No question about it. Superman's a real guy. : Vern : : The Writer: [voiceover] Chopper was my first lesson in the vast difference between myth and reality. He can't be a dog. Gordie: Do you use your left hand or your right hand for that? Ace: Come on kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off.
You must have at least some of your brother's good sense. Teddy Vern : He is likely the least troubled of the boys though he is frequently teased by the rest of the group. Crowd Except for the looney up in Togus. I forget the secret knock! Smart guys. The story takes place during the summer of 1960 in the fictional town of Castle Rock, Maine.After a boy disappears and is presumed dead, twelve-year-old Gordie LaChance and his three friends set out to find his body along . Teddy: What are you cracked? Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything?! The Writer: [voiceover] "No trespassing" was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junkman, and his dog, Chopper, the most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock. It's what they think of me. Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. [punches Vern in the arm twice], [The boys stop and stare into the distance]. A Jew's good. : B-but you flinched! Tessio is the other powerful caporegime in the Corleone Family alongside Peter Clemenza.Tessio first collaborates with Vito Corleone and Clemenza as a young man in Little Italy. Vern : Chris: He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops! And begins fighting him]. Also, everyone in the audience who is a. That's 5 miles down the river, you go 5 miles down the river you gotta walk 5 miles back! [Vern is fed up. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Top Vern Tessio Quotes I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked. We should all go. whenever i'm down he'll always cheer me up in ways jo one else could. [to Teddy] Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that! Vern overhears the story of the body (from his brother Billy and Billy's buddy Charlie Hogan) while looking for a missing jar of pennies he's buried under the family porch. Four Kids. The four boys were Gordie Lachance Chris Chambers Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio. Technical Specs. Chris: Nothing. It turns out that the body in the woods was indeed his. Donelley Twin He weighs close to one-eighty. Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Vern Tessio Age: 12 - 13 Bestfriends: Teddy, Chris, Gordie Portrayed By: Jerry O'Conell Vern Tessio was born in Castle Rock, Vern is the goofiest and scariest boy in the gang, his friends call him Verno, this kid heard his two brothers talking about Ray Brower's body, so Vern told the other kids where the body was, and they decided to go for it. Peckerwood loony's son. No wonder you're acting the way you are, with a loony for a father! : we both have dark brown hair, brown eyes and we're b. There's one thing I didn't understand. Born in Manhattan, NY in 1974, O'Connell landed arguably his most famous part, chubby kid Vern Tessio, in Stephen King adaptation "Stand by Me" (1986), in his first ever film. Chris: He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops. Sincerely. : Teddy : [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident] [The four boys begin following the tracks]. Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood. Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. "Stand by Me Quotes." Finding new and preferably ways to degrade a friend's mother, was always held in high regard. Mayor Grundy I saw the other day, he was carrying 5 elephants in one hand. They just let him in.
But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Teddy: Oh, well, this is great! That's weird. : Vern is overweight, emotionally sensitive, not very bright, and rather easily scared. Milo: Come back here! The train had knocked him out of his shoes. But No there isn't, we just jump. Teddy: No but this is. What did you bring a comb for? Teddy: [lunges again, but the others restrain him again] I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! Why were the older boys angry. Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant., - Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a. [cackles] Gordie loses! Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! Teddy Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. Chris . Kiefer Sutherland makes a memorable teenage villain, and look closely for John Cusack in a flashback scene as Wheaton's now-deceased and dearly missed brother. Run! Billy Tessio: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. Do I get two for flinching? What, pussy? Gordie: Guess I'd have to be really hard up, huh? Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat-ass! Teddy: [yells and jumps on the fence] I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SH*T DOWN YOUR NECK!!!! Teddy: A pile of sh*t has a thousand eyes. Gordie: [after shooting a gun into the air] You're not taking him. Vern Tessio Kiefer Sutherland Ace Merrill Casey Siemaszko Billy Tessio John Cusack Denny Lachance Gary Riley Charlie Hogan Rob Reiner Director Stephen King Writer Raynold Gideon Producer, Writer Bruce A. Evans Producer, Writer Andrew Scheinman Producer Jack Nitzsche Original Music Thomas Del Ruth Cinematographer Robert Leighton Film Editing .